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Celebrities come up with the best baby names. And the worst.

Just why is it that celebrities of the 21st century feel they can name their children anything and everything? Do they really think that their children will be immune to schoolyard bullies? It seems so, as each year we welcome to the world little bundles of joy whose names we can’t pronounce (or say without holding back a giggle).

[via celebritiy-babies.com]

And isn’t it ironic that some of the most outlandish names come from celebrities with the most common? Pictured above is Jonathan Davis, frontman of the band Korn. Next to him is his 18-month-old son, Zeppelin. Cool band name, not so great kid name. I’m sure other parents do a double-take on the playground when Davis calls for little Zeppelin and his older brother, Pirate, to come over!

[via babyrazzi.com]

Or how about baby Zuma and his big brother Kingston, sons of rockers Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani? It’s a very good thing that these two are so adorable. Maybe it’ll save them some goose-eggs.

[via accesshollywood.com, allmovies.com]

The latest couple to lay a less than common name on their child are musicians Pete Wentz (of Fall Out Boy fame) and Ashlee Simpson (of bad lip-syncing on SNL fame). Bronx Mowgli Wentz was born last night, weighing in at 7lbs, 11 oz. No pictures of the little tyke have been released as of yet, so in the meantime let’s hope, for his sake, that Bronx doesn’t resemble his Jungle Book namesake too much.

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